Thursday, March 22, 2012

Explode ALL The Things!

(This post lies.  It is in a continual state of being updated, but never posted.  Please ignore my witticisms until they are properly witted).

Wait.  Can it be?? Are these actually edited and captioned? Maybe our admin does love us after all.

In my efforts to redeem myself as a decent person, I've finally cleaned up this post so that it is more than just a wall of explosions.  "I hope you hate it." - Five Iron Frenzy

You're Fired:
This event started promptly at 7:00 pm on a Friday night.  Anxiously awaiting the server's power-up was Zanntos.  As soon as I flipped the switch, Zanntos logged in and lit fire to AmIAngryNow's technicolored wool-house.  As a result, I did not manage to capture that particular destruction.

Matthew's Bridge is Burning Down:
As the second player to log on, I wasted no time in attempting to douse Zanntos' arson.  My attempts proved to be too little and too late, but Zanntos noted my attempts and promptly fired my house too. 
This fire left me hanging in suspense.
Unsuccessful firefighter is unsuccessful.














Having failed to save my house from Zanntos' extinction, I decided to collaborate with him instead. With the written notice that my house was condemned, I set about laying TNT into the bottom of it. Not to half-ass things, I started to fill the entire dugout. After a few minutes people started gathering, and patience only lasts so long, so with about 1/4th of my basement filled, we lit it off. It was a blast.
If you look really closely you can tell that my house was burned.
This is why we can't have nice things.  Post TNT-bomb.











































Mount Doomed.. Oh, nvm.

Come thou fount?





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